Santabanta English Jokes (page 1)
Santa-What's D Difference Between Mother's & GF's
Tears?
Classic Answer By Banta-
Mother's Tears Effect Our HEART & GF's Tears Effect Our POCKET...
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Santa: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Santa: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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Boss: Where were you born?
Santa: India ..
Boss: which part?
Santa: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
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Santa & Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Banta: Dont worry, I have one more.
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Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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