After An Accident, Driver Angrily:
I Showed U D Headlights & Told U 2 Let Me Go 1st.
Santa: I Also Started D Wipers & Said No, No, No..
I Showed U D Headlights & Told U 2 Let Me Go 1st.
Santa: I Also Started D Wipers & Said No, No, No..
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Santa to Banta: I don’t have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy the internet on this usb drive for me??? xD
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In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife.
WIFE : Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA:Yes Yes.I’m changing d battery of my camera..
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Santa – My wife died yesterday..
I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D
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WIFE : Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA:Yes Yes.I’m changing d battery of my camera..
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Santa – My wife died yesterday..
I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D
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