Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet
Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Teacher: Where's the p?
Boy: "Half way down my leg."
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Q: How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?
A: They never cry over spilt milk!
A: They never cry over spilt milk!
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What dog can jump higher than a building?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
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A prisoner, after many years, is finally released.
He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what, I'm 4."
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A man arrived on Friday in a small town. He stayed for two days and left on Friday.How is this possible?
His horse's name is Friday!
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He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what, I'm 4."
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A man arrived on Friday in a small town. He stayed for two days and left on Friday.How is this possible?
His horse's name is Friday!
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