Kids Jokes in english

Kids Jokes in english (page 1)

Why the letter B is sitting so cool?
Because it is in between A and C!


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A Texan was visiting Harvard University, and was lost. He stopped a student and asked, "Do you know where the library is at?" "I sure do," replied the student, "But, you know, you're not supposed to end sentences with prepositions." "What?" "Prepositions. You ended your sentence with an 'at', which you aren't supposed to do." "Oh, ok," said the Texan, "Do you know where the library is at, asshole?" 

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Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Student: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
 
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There are three people applying for the same job. One is a mathematician, one a statistician, and one an accountant. The interviewing committee first calls in the mathematician. They say "we have only one question. What is 500 plus 500?" The mathematician, without hesitation, says "1000." The committee sends him out and calls in the statistician. When the statistician comes in, they ask the same question. The statistician ponders the question for a moment, and then answers "1000... I'm 95% confident." He is then also thanked for his time and sent on his way. When the accountant enters the room, he is asked the same question: "what is 500 plus 500?" The accountant replies, "what would you like it to be?" They hire the accountant.
 
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Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Johny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!