Two Things Are Infinite:
The Universe and Human Stupidity;
And I'm Not Sure About The Universe.
Albert Einstein
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A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened.
"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."
"What about the other one?"
"They called back."
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How Much Stuff is Hidden On a Cell Phone is Directly Proportional To...
How Quickly U Snatch it Back When Someone Takes it
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Answers of a Brilliant Student Who Obtained 0%
Q. In Which Battle Did Napoleon Die?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
Q. Whats the Main Reason For Divorce?
A. Marriage.
Q. Whats The Main Reason for Failure?
A. Examinations.
Did The Student Answered Anything Wrong …???
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Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the “permanent address”, a student wrote “www.facebook.com”!
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