Funny Text Jokes (page 5)
If Microsoft Buy Facebook
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First Notification We’ll Get is . .
“You Have To Install Drivers To Add Friends”
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Boyfriend And Girlfriend Are Like
Liver And Kidney.
Boy Is Like Liver And
Girl Is Kidney.
If Liver Fails,
Kidney Fails.
If Kidney Fails.
Liver Manages With Other Kidney.
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What is the difference between a pickpocket and a gynecologist?
A pickpocket snatches watches and a gynecologist watches snatches.
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According to parents,
Every problem has only
One solution,
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“Just throw away the phone and cut down the internet connection”:p:D
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Choosing a Wife From 10 Girls is Very Confusing,
Even If u Pick The Most Beautiful, Intelligent,
Kindest Woman, There's Still Pain of Losing The Other 9 !!
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