If you can't afford a doctor,
Go to an airport, you will get a
Free X-Ray and breast exam.
And; if you mention Al Qaeda,
You'll get a free endoscopy.
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Dear girls…
If you love him, let him go. If he returns, he’s Batman.
Because batman returns…
If you love him, let him go. If he returns, he’s Batman.
Because batman returns…
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I am not Perfect.
But
I am Better Than
Your Ex and
Gonna Be Better
Than Your Next
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I’m not judgmental, so when I see a person driving slow in the
fast lane, I never assume what gender she is…
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An Arab Wen to London
One Day in the Hotel Room,
Husband Heard Her Wife Scream
"Faraa Faara" (Arabic Word for Mouse)
He wanted to Inform the Room Service
But Didn't Know English word For FARRA
Husband: Hello, Room Service???
Room Service: Yes Sir, How Can I Help You?
Husband: Err.. You Know TOM & JERRY?
Rom Service: Yes Sir, I Know TOM & JERRY.
Husband: Walla Habibi Jerry is Here!!
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