Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation?
A: Expla-nation.
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An E.N.T. Professor retired from college. In the farewell college faculty
gifted him a silver ear.
Thanking the faculty the professor said: "Thank god I am not a gynecologist."
gifted him a silver ear.
Thanking the faculty the professor said: "Thank god I am not a gynecologist."
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Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It is 42 mam!"
Teacher: "great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It 24 mam."
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