Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
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Husband texts to wife on cell."Hi, what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair…" Husband: "Bloody English Language!”
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True saying....
Women never dress up to impress man,
She dress up to irritate other women.
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Husband and wife come for consultation to psychologist. Husband : - We are always arguing. We have only one car and she wants me to drive her to work every day and then go to my office and she doesn`t want to get out of the house earlier and she wants to go to work by the car only , so I am always late. Doctor : - Try to find the compromise , for example , you drive her to work one week and the other week she drives you to the office . One week later husband comes back to the psychologist`s office. Doctor : - So,did you find the compromise? Husband : - Yes,we did , last week I was going to work by subway……
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A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay.The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.
He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked
"Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?"
She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today..
The story continues....
The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing.
He said your husband has blocked your credit card.
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.
Story continues....
Wife took out his husbands credit card from purse
and uses it to clear all the bills.
Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.
Moral:...... Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE.
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An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. “Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free.” After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"
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