Funny Text Jokes (page 2)
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant
takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The
man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the
assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot
is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''
''What about the green one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and
can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''
''What about the red one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''
The man says, ''What does HE do?''
The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''
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Husband sent a text to wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, plz try and wash all my dirty clothes
And make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."
He sent another text, "I forgot to tell u that I got an increase in
My salary at the end of month I'm getting u a new car"
She text back, "Omg really?"
Husband Replied: "No I just wanted to make sure u got my 1st msg."
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Law of cigarette smoking:
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Smoke always goes
in the direction of non-smokers .
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If you love someone
Fight for him/her ...
But
If that someone loves somebody else ...
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Be A Soldier.
Kill Them Both
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A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast. One
of the nurses gave him a rectal thermometer and said, "Don't move --
I'll be right back."
When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth. She asked in
amazement, "How did you get that in your mouth, you can't even move?"
Then the man said, "I hiccupped."
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