Funny Text Jokes (page 1)
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them
in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way
to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling,
he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
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What is Happiness?
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Switching off the bathroom lights
just to annoy the person inside. .
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An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the
hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the
pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a
note, dropped it, and died.
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the
note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his
coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it
might be something he could recite during the service. It said:
YOU WANKER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!!
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I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn't Understand It
Took It In My Hands, But Couldn't Understand It
Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn't Understand It
It was Not A Dream,
It was Is Not A Love,
It was Not Even Friendship,
Then I Realized: "It Was Question Paper"
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