Women Funny Jokes in english (page 2)
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.
"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Of course women don’t work as hard as men…
They get it right the first time.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. What's the downside of a 3-some?
A. He disappoints 2 women instead of 1.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What do you call a woman without an asshole?
A: Single!!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------